Little Much

Today, a person with 8 years education forgot a 5 letter word she uses everyday. My, she was angry. Hated the Cow too.

My, people get insulted quick. A couple weeks on dial-up and they figure I'm ducking them.

Blast and Confound

Ahhh, corn whiskey and dial-up internet as completely destroyed my ability to be narcissistic enough to write this bullshit. But now, there is a job, and plastics!

Start working at the hospital, it shall be full of sick people and infested computers! Tomorrow there shall be great inventory, and meatloaf to celebrate the return of feeling to my arm. Maybe I'll even get some strings!
holy god i'm filled with ants!
A quiet person has moved in, very small. Probably has weak bones too. And she brought soup! What incredible mysteries. She'll have problems showering in the morning though.

Remember, the authority is only as strong as your thresholds!